Mike Johnson,° do you like
Being Trump's dummy, for you persist
In letting him manipulate you?
He's not a subtle ventriloquist.
How he takes control of your mouth!
There is really no denying
That you say what he wants you to
And have become so good at lying.
For causing dysfunction and passing the blame,
You definitely have the knack.
Your smug appearance gives you the face
That many folks would love to smack.
The puppet master doesn't care
If you are making a bad impression
By not doing what should be your duty:
Calling the House back into session.
By failing to negotiate
And work with Democrats in the House
To end the shutdown, you would rather
Be Trump's little subservient mouse.
Can you tell us why you're being
So protective of pedophiles
That you will stop at nothing so as
Not to release the Epstein files?
You won't seat a newly elected
Member of Congress because you're afraid.
By hiding the truth for Donald Trump,
Once again, you come to his aid.
To let the shutdown be as painful
As possible must be your goal.
In Trump's disastrous puppet show,
Do YOU like having a starring role?
If he tossed you aside, we know
That THAT wouldn't go according to plan.
But would you lie there in a heap?
Or would you get up and be a man?
-by Bob B (10-31-25)
°Trump lackey and Speaker of the House
