Monday, September 14, 2026

Good News and Bad News

Well, I have some good and bad news.

First, bad news could always be worse.

This has to do with where we live:

Our giant, mysterious universe,

 

Which is over thirteen billion

Years of age, and it's still growing.

Any knowledge that we receive

From scientists is well worth knowing.

 

The universe eventually

Will reach its maximum size, and then

It may collapse, setting off

The Big Bang all over again.

 

The "Big Crunch" it's called, and yes,

I know the whole idea sounds eerie,

But do not panic! Don't become

Depressed and commit hara-kiri.

 

Good news: it should not occur

For thirty-three billion years, and so

It should be a consoling thought

To know we have a long way to go.

 

Anyway, Earth will not be around,

So there's no need to make a fuss.

In twenty billion years our nearest

Galaxy will collide with us.

 

If the Big Crunch has to happen,

To the universe let's just say:

"'Pick yourself up, dust yourself off,

And start all over again,' okay?"


-by Bob B (9-13-26)