Karoline Leavitt is leaving the White House.
Say "Good riddance!" instead of goodbye,
For anyone who cares about
The truth will know the reason why.
Whether it's about ICE murders,
The state of our economy,
Trump's tariffs, deaths caused
By cutting U.S.A.I.D.,
Trump's vanity projects, or condoms
Being sent to Gaza--heck!--
Constantly, she lies for Trump
While wearing a cross around her neck.
Isn't there a commandment that says
That one shouldn't lie? Ironic, no?
But if you do not lie for Trump,
You will get the ol' heave-ho.
When she isn't lying, she's
Attacking reporters and calling them names.
Hard questions that she doesn't like
Are "bullsh*t questions," or so she claims.
When it comes to Trump's bruises,
Leavitt asks, no, she demands
That we believe her story that Trump
Has bruises from shaking so many hands.
So Karoline Leavitt is leaving the White House.
But there's no leaving a sigh of relief,
For obviously, her replacement
Will have to lie for the Liar in Chief.
-by Bob B (8-14-26)
