Perhaps you've heard a name in the news
Or heard it mentioned in interviews.
People all over are wondering,
"Who the hell is Natalie?"
Back in 2021
A bunch of thugs were having fun
Ransacking the Capitol.
But, hey, where was Natalie?
Later on--we now can read--
Someone had written "Never concede"
To all the insurrectionists.
Ah, that was Natalie.
Now she's Trump's devoted aide--
Also a human barricade--
Who helps Trump with social media
Posts. Yep, that's Natalie.
A loyal, sycophantic advisor
And staunch MAGA sympathizer.
With access to sensitive information:
Ever-faithful Natalie.
People say she worked a year
Without a security clearance. Dear!
"Human Printer" and "gatekeeper"
Are other names for Natalie.
Shielding Trump from negative polls
And angry social media trolls,
She shows him only favorable
Coverage--his Natalie.
A constant presence at Trump's side.
With special bonds the two are tied.
Want a private meeting with him?
You'll see Trump and Natalie.
Her letters to Trump are rather revealing
And have a lot of people reeling.
She calls him "guardian and protector."
Lovely words from Natalie.
I wonder if Melania thinks,
"This whole situation stinks!"
Or is she quite relieved that Trump
Gives attention to Natalie?
However, be careful what you say
And do not ask for her résumé,
For Trump gets testy and is protective
Of dear, sweet Natalie.
-by Bob B (8-24-26)
