Sunday, December 28, 2014

Galileo

Galileo Galilei--
Physicist, mathematician,
Astronomer, philosopher--
You angered the Roman Inquisition

And later the Pope and Jesuits as well.
Your scientific observation
That the earth moves around the sun
Was considered a heretical revelation!

Spreading ideas "contrary to scripture"--
A risky endeavor and path to take--
Guaranteed life imprisonment
Or a gruesome burning at the stake.

Under pressure you recanted:
"The earth doesn't move around the sun."
They say that under your breath you muttered,
"And yet it moves." You lost, yet won.

Though you lived under house arrest
For years until the day you died,
Your scientific contributions
To benefit mankind cannot be denied.

It's sad when dogma and ignorance attempt
To force dissenters into compliance.
It's sadder yet that in this century
Too many people still ignore science.

Our thoughts aren't shaped from cookie cutters;
Beliefs don't all fit the same mold.
Praise to the thinkers who soar to great heights
And break authority's stranglehold.

Praise to those who dare to defy
Petrified positions or views--
Who challenge our mind-set and open our eyes
To truth and awareness, despite jeers and boos.

(12-28-14) By Bob B

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Santa Caught Speeding?

Christmas Day! It's hot off the press.
I cannot believe what I am reading.
There in bold headlines and all in caps:
SANTA CLAUS PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING!

Is it possible for Santa's sleigh
To exceed the maximum miles per hour?
Might that have a little to do
With all of his horse-…or reindeer-power?

The policeman asked for his driver's license.
A driver's license for Santa? What gives?
Don't cops know that such trivialities
Are unnecessary where Santa lives?

What about vehicle registration?
Also missing on Santa's person.
"Oh, oh," I thought. "He's going to have problems."
But keep on reading: things only worsen.

When asked if the red in his cheeks resulted
From tipping the bottle, Santa said, "Stop.
You must be kidding, for you ought to know
That Santa has NEVER touched a drop."

The policeman asked him to walk a straight line.
Shaking with laughter, the plump man replied,
"I can't EVEN see my feet.
I couldn't walk a straight line if I tried!"

The cop threatened to search the sleigh,
Which, Santa said, would be all right.
"But once you start," he added with a  grin,
"You'll find it's going to take you all night."

A witness heard Santa quietly mutter,
"It wasn't such a good idea
To take that alternate route. Good grief!
Where have I landed? In North Korea?

You know, you're putting me way behind schedule.
If I don't hurry, I'll be in big trouble."
Santa pleaded with the man in uniform,
"I need to get going on the double."

So Santa got off with only a warning.
We're lucky he wasn't hauled off to jail,
Which would have forced Mrs. Claus
To have to come up with money for bail.

(12-25-14)

Monday, December 22, 2014

"Gee Whiz! Santa Sucks!"

"Mommy says that Santa won't be visiting this year.
She says it is because I have been bad.
She always seems so angry and upset 'bout everything.
She always says, 'I'm going to tell your dad.'

"Just because I broke my sister's iPad yesterday:
I only wished to see if it could float.
And then I blew it once again when we all horsed around
And I spilled grape juice on her favorite coat.

"Last week I broke Mommy's Royal Copenhagen plates.
She said to me, 'That really takes the cake!'
But I don't understand because she didn't even use them.
It's stupid to collect things that can break!

"A month ago my daddy bought a brand new fancy car--
The old one, he said, was 'obsolete.'
Boy he really blew his stack one day when he found
My chocolate candy melting on the seat.

"My brother had a new flat-screen TV in his room.
He proudly called it 'state of the art.'
I kind of knocked it over, though, while playing with my friend.
Yeah, I know:  I wasn't being smart.

"If Santa has been watching me my chances will be slim
Of getting that expensive baseball glove.
But if you ask me, I think that it really sucks that Santa
Does NOT believe in unconditional love!

"I'm the victim here, you see. That is what I am.
I try to my best year after year.
If Santa wants to play that way I hope he gets my message:
Tell him he can stick it in his ear!
Yep!
Tell him he can stick it in his ear."

(12-22-14) By Bob B

Friday, December 19, 2014

¡Viva Cuba!

Ah, Cuba--cousin of the Americas--
Estrangement really does you no good.
Unless our worlds can come together,
You'll keep being misunderstood.

Vibrant land of son and mambo,
Habanera, rumba and danzón,
Let your music and your spirit
Conquer fears that are overblown.

Moros y cristianos… ¡Caramba!
Yuca, ajo, cebolla: Divine!
Your culinary flavors thrill me:
Just one taste, and I'm on cloud nine!

With Vietnam and China we gladly
Swept past differences under the rug
And established diplomatic relations
With little resistance and barely a shrug.

To you we turned our backs and let
Our differences fester and further divide us.
When we cave in to spite and resentment,
We can't see how hard feelings misguide us.

As unnecessary barriers fall,
Let's open up travel and trade
And end the ineffective embargo--
A punitive measure and worthless charade

That hurts only the people and not
The Communist government that we mistrust.
The PEOPLE are Cuba--NOT the Castros;
That is a point to remember--a must!

And so, Cuba--cousin of the Americas--
Let's be optimistic and hope
That major changes and better relations
Lie completely within our scope.

By Bob B (12-19-14)

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Madness Has No Holiday Spirit

Madness Has No Holiday Spirit
By Bob B (12-17-14)

Our holidays here are no guarantee
That sadness and suffering will not pay a visit
To some part of this mixed-up world.
It's incomprehensible. Tell me, what is it

That drives killers to massacre children
At a school in Pakistan? Can't we expect
Our schools to provide a haven of safety
That murder and violence cannot infect?

Two years ago at Sandy Hook
A slaughter occurred for a different reason.
Madness cruelly and completely ignores
The spirit of any holiday season.

The mind obsessed with revenge is dangerous--
So is the mind poisoned with rules,
Haughty morals and warped "truths"
That cater a dastardly feast for fools.

Does irrationality rule the world?
Explanations seem a futility.
Kindness, goodness, and fairness must balance
With crazed minds and hateful hostility.

Safety itself is an illusion--
A wished-for notion; a deceptive disguise;
A mental construct that placates the hopeful,
Tricks the unwary, deludes the unwise.

When religion stifles and doesn't expand
And open the seeker's heart and mind,
The world becomes a hollow place--
Scary and threatening, cold and unkind.

By Bob B (12-17-14)

Friday, December 12, 2014

What Else Is New?


Strum your guitar and sing along!...

When the Republicans control our Congress,
What will that portend?
Good news for the rich; bad for the poor.
What else is new, my friend?

We hope that our leaders support the people.
Of course, that will depend
On how much YOU "support" your leaders.
What else is new, my friend?

It's sad how people use their religion
To allow them to defend
Their right to take away rights from others.
What else is new, my friend?

To avoid a government shutdown some members
Of Congress will not bend
From socking it to the hard-working people.
What else is new, my friend?

People point out that our economy
Is certainly on the mend.
Of course, the President receives no credit.
What else is new, my friend?

The damage that Congress can do to the people
Is hard to comprehend.
But they've screwed us before and they'll do it again.
What else is new, my friend?

To help maintain our infrastructure,
That means we have to spend.
To some people that's anathema.
What else is new, my friend?

Apathy among the American voters
Is a continuing trend.
No wonder we’re stuck with numbskulls in Congress!
What else is new, my friend?

A man over there holds a sign that says
The world is going to end.
That's been said for 2,000 years.
What else is new, my friend?

What else is new?
What else is new?
What else is new, my friend?

By Bob B (12-12-14)

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Incredible!

It's amazing how many people respond
To something right before their eyes,
And instead of believing the ugly truth,
They choose to believe in a litany of lies.

When torture's no longer an act of depravity
But a tactic that people support and condone,
Our moral standing in the world suffers.
That's something we ought to bemoan.

The mistreatment of people and the cruel infliction
Of pain on prisoners aren't petty slights.
Can we hold others to higher standards
If WE don't respect human rights?

Some say the times call for desperate measures.
That's a cop out--a rationalization!
Or "Terrorists themselves are brutal and cruel":
Another excuse; an absurd incantation.

In dealing with terrorists who would do us harm,
Humane standards must preside;
Otherwise, our character becomes
Less like Jekyll and more like Hyde.

Torture is not a thing to gloss over.
It's NOT a tactic the media should make light of.
A strict adherence to honor and values
Is a goal that we should never lose sight of.

Do you ever wonder who sits around
And designs the techniques of torture that we see?
I don't know, but whoever it is
Has to be a sick S-O-B.

By Bob B (12-11-14)

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Call It What It Is

Step right up, folks!
Take a look around.
See all the strategies
Your CIA has found
To help "protect" you;
To make you feel safe.
They don't worry
If their tactics make you chafe.

The Senate Intelligence
Committee Report
Mentions waterboarding,
And, NO, it's not a sport.
Sleep deprivation--
Does that really work?
It wouldn't take long
Before you went berserk.

Rectal re-hydration
Doesn't sound like fun.
It sounds like an enema
With a water gun.
Ice baths--brrr!--
In zero degrees.
Try to imagine
That brain freeze!

Isolation rooms!
Trouble would impend
After being locked there
For days on end.
Small box confinement--
That would cause some grief.
You couldn't even stretch out
To get some relief.

How about being
Slammed against the wall
Or threatened with death
Until you start to bawl?
Each "enhanced
Interrogation technique"
Causes pain and suffering
And sounds pretty bleak.

Let's just call them
What they really are:
They're all forms of torture
And they go too far.
There appears to be no evidence
From connecting all the dots
That the tactics stopped
Imminent plots.

I thought that we
Were better than that.
All attempts to justify
Such tactics fall flat.
We have the right to protest--
The right to make a fuss.
I guess more laws are needed
To protect us from us.


By Bob B (12-9-14)

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Questions

If someone dies from an ILLEGAL chokehold
At the hands of the police,
Shouldn't the policeman responsible stand
Before a justice of the peace?

If a man is brought down by an illegal chokehold--
The use of excessive force--
Is that an act that we as Americans
Can rightfully endorse?

If the police suspected that you were selling
Untaxed cigarettes, too,
Do you think they'd also rough you up
And apply a chokehold on you?

Regarding the death of Eric Garner,
Was brutal force the cause,
Or was his death, as Rand Paul suggests,
Due to taxation laws?

If someone causes another's death
Does he deserve immunity?
Or better yet should he have
A license to kill with impunity?

Isn't it ironic that a man is killed
When stopped by the police for selling
Untaxed or unlicensed cigarettes--
Hardly that compelling!--

And yet there are hundreds of thousands of people
Who every year resist
Paying the appropriate taxes they owe,
And they get a slap on the wrist?

No country's perfect, but shouldn't we still
Seek a means whereby
We can perfect our current system?
Shouldn't we even try?

By Bob B (12-4-14)

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Spin Masters

It's a shame how the right-wing news
Takes a current event
And twists and spins the story
In efforts to misrepresent

The true motives behind
People's protestations.
Instead, the commentators
Spew rank accusations.

A case in point is Ferguson.
The Fox News spin denies
Existing systemic injustice.
My! What a surprise!

“Grievance industry leaders,”
“Racial racketeers,”
And “racial arsonists” are spreading
“Propaganda” and fears.

Such a spin on the issue
Ignores the problems at hand,
And the disenfranchised people
Remain in no man's land.

Anything to deflect
The viewers from the truth…
To see through the crafty tactics
Doesn't require a sleuth.

To ignore the people's expression
Of frustration, anger, and grief,
And to call it "victim mentality"
Is utterly beyond belief.

Granted, there have been troublemakers
Who've deviated from the path
Of peaceful demonstration
And incurred the people's wrath.

Vandalism and looting
Are wrong; but let's not forget
That issues of inequality
Have not been solved as yet.

Instead of feeding its viewers
Gossip and mindless chatter,
Fox News should focus on facts
And real situations that matter.

By Bob B (12-3-14)

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Black Friday Madness

At five a.m. the doors swing open.
The throng of shoppers lined up at the store
Pushes and shoves and jabs and elbows
Its aggressive way through the wide-open door.

Once inside, the crowd scatters
This way, that way, in chaotic motion.
The store clerks gasp, feeling like islands
Surrounded by a raging ocean.

"Oh, no you don’t!" one woman shouts
At another woman clutching a box
Containing the last flat-screen TV.
"Hands off; it's mine!" the other one squawks.

A mad tug-o'-war ensues
As the two women grapple to claim what's theirs.
An onlooker who is knocked down in the skirmish
Shrieks, "What a sorry state of affairs!"

All through the store, items are flying.
The store resembles the scene of a battle,
OR, perhaps, a giant herd
Of loud, thundering, angry cattle.

A man stops to pick up something
He dropped--perfume, a gift for his wife--
And is trampled by the surge of shoppers.
The poor guy nearly loses his life.

One bold shopper with her canister of pepper spray
Threatens to douse the belligerent crowd
Until she is tackled by security guards
And is escorted away, cursing out loud.

Announcements blare from the loudspeakers:
"Shoppers' special on aisle three."
Suddenly, the rivers of shoppers change course
As the curious hope to get something free.

In the background, Christmas carols playing
The hopeful messages of joy and peace
Are drowned out by the ear-piercing din
That sounds like the honking of thousands of geese.

"I want my mommy," a whiny child cries.
"What do you want for Christmas: a dolly?"
Asks Santa, losing his last bit of patience
And doing his best to try to act jolly.

The chaos never ceases to wane
As the shoppers vie for the best shopping deals.
One man rushing to grab the last smart phone
Slips and falls head over heels

And slides into an obese grandma,
Sending her sprawling into some shelves
Of decorations, all of which go flying.
The injured lie covered with reindeer and elves.


Endless lines at the registers await
The exhausted shoppers. You're closer. Hurrah!
The woman in front of you then needs a price check.
No, that can't be! That's the last straw!

Another day of Black Friday madness.
Would that it could be over! But no.
You've barely started; that's store number one.
You have four more stores to go!

(11-30-14) By Bob B

Friday, November 28, 2014

Identity Crisis?

Are we facing an identity crisis?
America has some soul-searching to do.
Our land of diversity must reexamine
Itself from multiple points of view.

Recent protests in Ferguson, Missouri,
And across our vast country all show
That ignoring the needs of the people creates
A powder keg that eventually will blow.

The unrest is not about one incident:
A policeman's shooting of Michael Brown.
We must examine the larger picture
To see what it is that's weighing us down.

Too often we allow problems to fester
Instead of lightening the heavy load
By addressing important matters directly
Before they dangerously explode.

Minimizing issues of human rights
Won't make problems disappear.
Injustice and inequality have continued
To plague our country year after year.

Are we so caught up in our little lives,
Limited by rumors and petty complaints,
That we're unable to hear the cries
Of those who are burdened by society's constraints?

Are we isolated in our busy worlds,
Seeing but NOT paying attention
Because of indifference? Our lack of caring
Leads to greater misapprehension.

Perpetuating myths, applying labels,
And prejudging others on each person's part
Will keep our country from moving forward.
Efforts to change must come from the heart.

A hardy, earnest, honest dialogue
With innovative suggestions for change
And our desire to work together
Should not be completely out of our range.

The road to freedom has potholes and bends;
Lest moving forward get out of control,
The road must be kept in good repair
And we MUST keep our eyes on our goal.

When we ask ourselves who we are,
What is the answer? You make the call.
Are we a nation with privileges for some,
Or a nation with liberty and justice for all?

By Bob B (11-28-14)

Monday, November 24, 2014

Substance and Style (A Song)

Substance and style!
Please give me
Substance and style.
Where would we be without
Substance and style?
What a great goal!
It's something that I'll
Strive to achieve--
I hope without guile.
I'll even walk
That extra mile
For a balance of substance and style!

Substance without style
Falls flat on the spot.
It's colorless and lifeless,
And it happens a lot.
You can observe it
In all types of art.
The critics just love
To tear it apart.
Substance without style
Numbs the senses;
It's one of art's
Major offenses.
It's plodding, vapid,
Shoddy and cheap.
AND what's more,
It puts you to sleep.

(Refrain)
Substance and style….

Style without substance
Suggests that there's flair,
But since there's no substance,
There's not much else there.
It's sequins and fluff--
A simple façade.
Its raison d'être
Is just to defraud.
Style without substance
Bores us as well.
Pretentious and phony,
It sounds the death knell.
Artists beware:
Stay out of the trap.
And don't come crying
If your work is crap.

(Refrain)
Substance and style….

Substance and style,
When balanced correctly
With grace and finesse
And circumspectly,
Will give your creation
The oomph it should need
To capture your audience.
Therefore, take heed.
Substance and style
Should stimulate the brain,
Titillate the senses,
And, yes, entertain.
Let's hope we encounter
At least once in a while
A work that has
Substance and style!

(Refrain)
Substance and style….

By Bob B (11-24-14)

Friday, November 21, 2014

It's About Time

It's about time someone took action
On comprehensive immigration reform.
The President made an executive decision,
And, oh, my goodness: Look at the storm!

Having neglected immigration issues
For a number of years--while they had their chance--
The do-nothing legislators failed to act
And then dared the President to take a stance.

"King Obama," some Republicans say,
"Has torn asunder the Constitution."
The "tyrant," they add, "through imperial actions"
Will incite anarchy and revolution.

The President has "poisoned the well,"
Some critics say, which sticks in my craw.
The politicians should get off their duffs
And work together to pass a law.

But no, they'd rather complain and blame,
Attack, accuse, spread ill-will,
And threaten legal action or impeachment--
Everything BUT work on a bill.

Some of the Republican lawmakers are behaving
NOT unpredictably or mysteriously.
It’s incredible that they don’t seem to care
Whether the people take them seriously.

The focus is keeping families together
And assuaging fears of deportation
Of many undocumented immigrants
Who experience daily intimidation.

I agree that our system is broken
And has been broken for many years.
We need a smart and humane solution:
Not one based on bigotry and fears.

The initial step in immigration reform
Leaves the lawmakers now with a task:
Reasonable laws and a path to citizenship.
Would that be too much for us to ask?

By Bob B (11-21-14)

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

A Beginning Is Often an Ending

A beginning is often an ending;
An ending is often a beginning.
Sometimes winning is losing;
Sometimes losing is winning.

Bad can come out of good;
Good can come out of bad.
Something that makes one happy
Might make someone else sad.

Though giving is better than receiving,
Sometimes receiving is giving.
Living leads to death;
Death contributes to living.

Bliss to some is ignorance;
Ignorance to some is bliss.
To one a miss is a hit;
To another a hit is a miss.

Sometimes we laugh when we cry;
Sometimes we cry when we laugh.
A bold move to you,
To me might be a gaffe.

A lie can sound like the truth;
The truth can sound like a lie;
Some people seem very distant,
Even though they're nearby.

You have to know to ask,
And you have to ask to know.
We need the earth, yes?
Does it need us? No!

By Bob B (11-19-14)

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Heaven's Catch 22

Enjoying the afternoon paper,
A man sat in the park.
He hoped to finish reading the news
Long before it grew dark.

A stranger holding a Bible
Broke the man's concentration
By asking, "Sir, are you concerned
About HEAVEN and your salvation?"

The man folded his paper
And calmly said, "I'll say this:
Going to heaven depends on with whom
I'm sharing the eternal bliss.

"Will Pat Robertson be there?
And Michele Bachmann, too?
I suppose that includes Ted Cruz and Paul Ryan."
The stranger said, "Hope so; don't you?"

"What about Rick Santorum,
Wayne La Pierre with his gun,
Palin, Boehner, Hannity, and Gohmert?"
"Wouldn't THAT," asked the stranger, "be fun?"

"Will the Koch brothers be there?
Fred Phelps and also Karl Rove?
Lindsey Graham and Cheney and Falwell?"
"You bet," said the stranger, "by Jove."

"If all of those people are going there,
And Rush Limbaugh shows up there as well,
That isn’t MY idea of paradise;
Give me a ticket to hell."


By Bob B (11-18-14)

Monday, November 17, 2014

The Things I Should Have Said

The things I should have said in the past,
I didn't know how to say.
The things I want to say right now,
Constantly eat away
At inculcated inhibitions, which
Stifle apt expression
Out of the fear of uttering
A possible indiscretion.

The things I couldn't see in the past
I "see" much better now,
Such as the deep and powerful connections
Of the where and why and how.
Although there is a current diminishing
Of youthful visual acuity,
One doesn't need perfect vision
To penetrate ambiguity.

The things my ears could hear in the past
No longer sound the same.
Listening with the ears of experience
Completely changes the game.
To see with the ears and to hear with the eyes--
What a challenging perspective!--
Instead of being stuck in a pattern
That's sadly ineffective.

The things I knew so well in the past
I know right now even better.
Strict adherence to worn-out ideas
Proves to be a fetter.
If knowing is truly becoming, that means
The immeasurable range of our knowing
Is tied to our experiences and is
A direct result of growing.

George Bernard Shaw said youth
Is wasted on the young.
But maybe it's better for us to consider
Our youth as merely a rung
On the amazing ladder of life that we
Haven't ascended for naught.
We're lucky we've made it as far as we have;
The alternative's an unpleasant thought.

Knowing what I know and seeing what I see,
I'm forced to speak my mind,
Lest my silence be misconstrued
As agreement, which I find
Would contradict what I have learned
And what experience reveals.
Moreover, I can't justify
Abandoning my ideals.

(11-16-14) By Bob B