Enjoying the afternoon paper,
A man sat in the park.
He hoped to finish reading the
news
Long before it grew dark.
A stranger holding a Bible
Broke the man's concentration
By asking, "Sir, are you
concerned
About HEAVEN and your
salvation?"
The man folded his paper
And calmly said, "I'll say
this:
Going to heaven depends on with
whom
I'm sharing the eternal bliss.
"Will Pat Robertson be
there?
And Michele Bachmann, too?
I suppose that includes Ted Cruz
and Paul Ryan."
The stranger said, "Hope so;
don't you?"
"What about Rick Santorum,
Wayne La Pierre with his gun,
Palin, Boehner, Hannity, and
Gohmert?"
"Wouldn't THAT," asked
the stranger, "be fun?"
"Will the Koch brothers be there?
Fred Phelps and also Karl Rove?
Lindsey Graham and Cheney and
Falwell?"
"You bet," said the
stranger, "by Jove."
"If all of those people are
going there,
And Rush Limbaugh shows up there
as well,
That isn’t MY idea of paradise;
Give me a ticket to hell."
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