So MARY loved a
little lamb—
Especially on her
plate.
But watch out, Mary:
too much lamb
Can make you
overweight.
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on
the wall.
Learn from his
mistake.
If you are not
mindful, you
Could also fall and
break.
A TISKET, a TASKET,
Forget about a
basket.
Do what you are told
Or your folks will
blow a gasket!
JACK SPRAT could eat
no fat.
Too much fat could
kill him.
But mounds of
veggies on his plate
Certainly don't
thrill him.
If MRS. SPRAT could
eat no lean
And just the fatty
parts,
Wasn’t her
cholesterol level
Jumping off the
charts?
MISTRESS MARY, quite
contrary,
Brags about her
garden,
Which, she adds, is
quite unique.
Damn! Oops, beg your
pardon.
Are silver bells and
cockle shells
Much to brag about?
I guess they are
more practical
When there is a
drought.
JACK B. NIMBLE was
pretty slick,
Although he was a
nut.
Don’t play around
with candlesticks,
Or you could burn
your butt.
EENY MEENY MINY
MOE...
Invest your money
and watch it grow.
It’s good to save
and not to owe,
EENY MEENY MINY
MOE...
GEORGIE PORGIE made
the girls cry
Every time he kissed
‘em.
They didn’t like
that chauvinist
And the way he
dissed ‘em.
Did JACK AND JILL go
up the hill
Really to get water?
What kind of H2O
Would make him
swerve and totter?
If these days PETER
put his wife
In a pumpkin shell,
He wouldn't hear the
end of it;
Boy, she’d give him
hell!
(8-13-14) By Bob B
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