Crime is up in D.C., says Trump,
And so he wants the National Guard
To take control of our capital.
Typical Trump: no holds barred.
Crime is actually DOWN in D.C.,
But there's a place where crime runs rife--
Where it is basically par for the course--
Where it is merely a way of life--
Where sex-traffickers congregate
And party with their scumbag friends--
Where victims are groomed and lives are shattered
And perpetrators won't make amends--
Where classified documents were once found
Lying around for guests' perusal--
Where the owner would be adept
At teaching a course: How to Bamboozle--
Where anti-democratic plotters
Plan how they will fleece the country,
How they'll support a corrupt regime,
And how troops will police the country.
The place is owned by an infamous felon--
A mob don, kingpin, crime boss type,
Who chases after any critic
With whom he has the slightest gripe--
Who also is an extortionist
And wants us all to bend to his will--
Corporations, places of learning,
And legislators on Capitol Hill.
So get the troops out of D.C.
And send them to the Florida coast
To crime-ridden Mar-a-Lago.
THAT'S where they are needed the most.
-by Bob B (8-21-25)
