Monday, August 4, 2025

Autocracy 101

Donald Trump never ever

Likes to be outdone.

Now he's teaching a brand new course:

Autocracy 101.

Trumplicans are fine with that;

Most of them don't care.

They'll bend over with utmost glee

To kiss his derrière.

 

Instead of working with current laws,

Trumplicans have a solution:

Let Trump do what he wants to AND

Ignore the Constitution.

We can see where their fealty lies;

It's NOT with the law of the land.

It's with their ruler who wants them all

To bow to his every command.

 

When Trump does NOT like test results,

He fires his physician.

When numbers aren't what he expects,

He fires the statistician.

When he's involved in scandals and doesn't

Like the people's reactions,

He diverts attention with

Conspiracy-based distractions.

 

If he thinks he is losing votes

And doesn't like the projections,

He'll encourage some of the states

To rig our future elections.

If he objects to certain decisions--

And we know he holds grudges--

He will blast the lawyers and also

Try to remove the judges.

 

When interviewed, he knows that there

Are people to pacify,

So he has no compunction about

Telling a whopping lie.

Since he can't take criticism,

Companies get two choices:

Settle in court for millions of dollars,

Or stifle critics' voices.

 

Surrounding him, Trump must have

His loyalists who fear

That they'll be fired if they don't tell him

What he wants to hear.

The truth becomes irrelevant;

"Facts" become invented.

A sentence we hear frequently

Is "That's unprecedented!"

 

And while he's bringing the country down,

His mind is growing dim.

If he continues to get his way,

Our future will look quite grim.

I always used to enjoy attending

Classes that were fun,

But NOT the one that Trump is giving:

Autocracy 101.


-by Bob B (8-4-25)