Kristi Noem, we hear that you're
Divorcing hubby, Bryon. Oh, dear!
Poor baby! It looks as though
You are having a very bad year.
So Bryon is into cross-dressing.
My, my! What's a girl to do?
Is the problem that when he wears
Your clothes he looks much better than you?
Involved in so many controversies,
You seem to have been caught in a thicket.
But Bryon is truly lucky that he
Didn't suffer the same fate as Cricket.°
We heard reports regarding your
Alleged romantic involvement with Corey.°°
You both deny it, but still it makes us
Wonder if there is more to the story.
When you were homeland security
Secretary, how you lied!
While you have been in your new position,°°°
Tell us how many people have died.
Do you feel any remorse
At all for the deaths in Minnesota?
Here's some advice: move back home
And stay on your ranch in South Dakota.
-by Bob B (7-11-26)
°Former Trump campaign aide
°°Noem's pet dog that she shot because of its unruly behavior
°°°Special envoy for the Shield of the Americas
