I bet your patience
is wearing thin.
Because of your
democracy,
Investigations are
closing in.
Since I can use my
magic
To make people
disappear,
Such investigative
threats
Are never going to
happen here.
From watching your
revolving-door
Administration, I
can see
That you, like me,
expect one thing
Above all others:
loyalty.
What is all this
talk about
Ties with Russian
oligarchs?
Don't your people
realize that
Our bites are much,
much worse than our barks?
Although I
appreciate
What you did during
your campaign--
The helpful steps
you took to soften
Your stance on
giving aid to Ukraine--
We still have a ways
to go.
But one thing that I
have to say
Is you have been
good about
Respecting
our little NDA.°
Lifting sanctions
would be a big help.
I thought that maybe
a good incentive
Would be our many
ICBMs,
For you know we're
very inventive.
But, no, let's not
talk about threats.
If your cards are
rightly played,
You will be as
strong as I.
In other words,
you'll have it made.
Ah, silence is
golden, no?
One thing is sure as
shootin':
I'd hate to have to
spill the beans
'Bout you know what.
Your friend, Putin.
-by Bob B (4-2-18)
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