Ding Dong! She's Gone to Jail!

DING DONG! SHE'S GONE TO JAIL!

Ding dong! She's gone to jail--
The county clerk has gone to jail.
Ding dong! The clerk has gone to jail.
No cause to weep or wail;
Don't be sad; don't be pale.
Ding dong! The clerk has gone to jail.
She's going where lawbreakers go.
We know, we know, we know.
It's so!...She's getting what she asked for.
Ding dong! Don't feel sad.
That's what comes from being bad.
Let them know the clerk has gone to jail.

(Thursday, September 3, 2015)

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DING DONG! SHE'S OUT OF JAIL!

Ding dong! She's out of jail!
The county clerk is out of jail.
Ding dong! Who let her out of jail?
Oh, what a crazy tale!
Yes, that hits it on the nail.
Ding dong! Who let her out of jail?
It's just a dog and pony show.
You know…you know…you know…
Although…it reeks of self-indulgence.
Ding dong! Now of course
Hate-filled groups are out in force
Since their county clerk is out of jail.

Ding dong! Don't things stink?
The county clerk has left the clink.
Ding dong! The clerk has left the clink.
Who knows what to think?
Who can say how low she'll sink?
Ding dong! She's walked out of the clink.
Her lawyers are craving fame.
The game…the game…the game…
Oh, shame!…The bigotry and nonsense!
Ding dong! Here we go!
Watch the clowns prance to and fro.
Will the clerk end up back in the clink?

(Wednesday, September 9, 2015)

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DING DONG! SHE'S BACK TO WORK!

Ding dong! She's back to work.
The country clerk is back to work.
Ding dong! The clerk is back to work.
Now we can watch her shirk--
Shirk her duties at her work.
Ding dong! The clerk is back to work.
She won't follow through.
It's true…it's true…it's true…
She'll do…whatever she feels like.
Ding dong! She'll insist
God allows her to resist
Doing her duties while she's back at work.

Ding dong! She plans to fight--
To cash in on the religious right.
Ding dong! She still plans to fight.
Maybe she should try
Removing the log from her eye.
Ding dong! Maybe she should try.
There is no martyr here.
It's clear…it's clear…it's clear…
Her fear…is strictly manufactured.
Ding dong! Stop the show!
This persecution complex--oh!--
Prevents her from doing her job at work.

(Tuesday, September 15, 2015)

The charade continues...