Monday, June 19, 2023

There Is or There Are?

Some folks could take a whole seminar

On whether to use "there is" or "there are."

It's really not hard. That being said,

The basic requirement is thinking ahead.

 

"There is" and "there are" start a sentence.* Okay?

The subject will follow. The verb must obey.

IF you begin with "there is" as a start,

A singular subject must then play its part.

 

"THERE'S not a lot of money to spare,"

But "THERE ARE a lot of people who care."

"THERE IS a problem when traffic has slowed,"

But "THERE ARE too many big trucks on the road."

 

"There is a fly in my soup," you will hear.

"Is" is correct. That should be clear.

But "There are a lot of cracks in the curb."

"Are" here, you see, is the right plural verb.

 

With multiple subjects some people get thrown.

If YOU find it tricky, then you're not alone.

"There are a woman, a man, and a dog

Crossing the street in the cool morning fog."

 

But, frankly, I'd say, even better yet,

Remove the "there are," and here's what you'll get:

"A woman, a man, and a dog" (short and sweet,

And right to the point) "are crossing the street…."

 

"There were drums in the song that we played."

Saying "there was" would be wrong, I'm afraid.

From this example, of course, you can tell

That the rule works with the past tense as well.

 

"There are two dishes that really stand out,"

"There are a lot of ways to cook trout."

Merely by thinking ahead when you speak,

You can perfect your verbal technique.


-by Bob B (6-18-23)


*Although "there is” and “there are” often start a sentence, they don't have to. Other words, phrases, and clauses can precede them.

Friday, June 16, 2023

Horror

Looking around, I watch with growing

Horror, sadness, and utter dismay

As many states start looking more

Like Nazi Germany every day.

 

Laws to penalize doctors for trying

To help others are spreading fear

And horrible insecurities

Among the health professionals here.

 

Laws pitting people against

One another are being made.

Groups are being targeted

As scapegoats in what is a vicious crusade.

 

Library books are being banned

Because of people's misguided views.

Laws are being made to prevent

People from having the right to choose.

 

We also have our "brown shirts"--

Mobs of thugs who terrorize

Others whom--for bigoted reasons--

The cruel, extremist thugs despise.

 

SOME states want to give their doctors

The right to refuse treatment to those

Whose sexual orientation those very

Doctors for asinine reasons oppose.

 

Autocrats in other countries

By many people are honored and praised,

And when the autocrats stomp on rights,

The autocrat-lovers aren't even fazed.

 

States are changing history with

Revisionist texts that alter the truth,

Using a silly, outlandish excuse

That doing so protects our youth.

 

ALL we need now is an autocrat

Wannabe like Trump in power,

And what we know as democracy

Will sadly see its final hour.


-by Bob B (6-16-23)

Thursday, June 15, 2023

Indictments, Arraignments, and All

(This poem can be sung to the melody of "The Flowers That Bloom in the Spring" from THE MIKADO by Gilbert and Sullivan.)

 

Indictments, arraignments, and all--

Tra la--

Will make Trump accountable now.

And of course we know HE has the gall--

Tra la--

To make someone else take the fall--

Tra la--

Who knows what he will avow?

Who knows what he will avow?

It seems that whatever he does casts a pall

On all of us, and we hate being in his thrall.

Tra la la la la,

Tra la la la la…

We hate to be in the man's thrall.

 

Tra la la la la…

Tra la la la la…

Tra la la la la la la.

 

Indictments, arraignments, and all--

Tra la--

Are giving us reason to hope.

What Trump does with docs in his haul--

Tra la--

Is actually not his call--

Tra la--

And we're ALL at the end of our rope.

Yes, we're ALL at the end of our rope.

Since Trump and his legal team know how to stall,

To get him convicted, the order is tall.

Tra la la la la,

Tra la la la la…

The task is not going to be small.

 

Tra la la la la…

Tra la la la la…

Tra la la la la la la.


-by Bob B (6-14-23)


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Saturday, June 10, 2023

Indicted Again!

(This poem can be sung to the melody of "Back in the Saddle Again" by Gene Autry and Ray Whitley.)

 

So Trump's been indicted again.

Let's give a shout out: Amen!

Well, he thought he was immune,

And it happened none too soon.

Yes, Trump's been indicted again.

 

He'll now look for someone to blame.

To him it is all just a game.

A classified doc to him

Should be dealt with on a whim.

Yes, Trump's been indicted again.

 

Oh, the rule of law

Sticks in Donald's craw.

Yes, Trump's been indicted again.

If he's guilty, he

Should not go free.

Yes, Trump's been indicted again.

 

Oh, when will the guy ever learn?

Do bad, and bad will return.

He'll try to fire up his base,

But it WON'T help out his case.

Yes, Trump's been indicted again.

 

And who's going to stand by his side?

His lying will not save his hide.

His arguments are hollow.

More trials will surely follow.

Yes, Trump's been indicted again.

 

Oh, the rule of law

Sticks in Donald's craw.

Yes, Trump's been indicted again.

If he's guilty, he

Should not go free.

Yes, Trump's been indicted again.


-by Bob B (6-10-23)


Friday, June 9, 2023

Moving On

So ol' Pat Robertson kicked the bucket.

For him the bell has tolled.

He shouldn't complain; he lived to be

Ninety-three years old.

 

He used his power to galvanize

A staunch religious Right,

And nonsensical culture wars

Became his constant fight.

 

Having no problem whatsoever

Blending church and state,

Robertson used the media

To spread his platform of hate.

 

Feminism drove many women

To witchcraft--an evil path--

Robertson claimed, and earthquakes, he said,

Were caused by Jehovah's wrath.

 

One of his most wrongheaded statements--

Obnoxious in so many ways--

Was when he stated that 9/11

Attacks were caused by gays!

 

Dangerously incendiary

Statements to him were candy,

And lashing out at others became

His modus operandi.

 

Equating gays with Satanists

And Nazis--so malicious--

Robertson seemed so very obsessed

With gays. Highly suspicious!

 

I wonder if he'll realize NOW--

And I don’t mean to be snarky--

That much of what he spouted here

On Earth was full of malarkey.


-by Bob B (6-9-23)

Monday, May 29, 2023

Memorial Day 2023

2023--Memorial Day.

Remembering those who lost their lives

Defending this country, we should continue

To hope that democracy survives.

 

Many died protecting our land

From countries under fascist rule--

Whose authoritarian

Rulers were abusive and cruel.

 

Rights were restricted and scapegoats received

Treatment brutal and inhumane.

And humankind suffered another

Bitter, sad, and indelible stain.

 

Vigilance is required here,

For there are people who prefer

To overlook the lessons from

The past. The horrors could reoccur.

 

In nations that seek out people to blame

For all the ills that beset the land

And blatantly flout the rule of law,

Democracy loses the upper hand.

 

Countries are in a great deal of trouble

When voting's restricted and people aren't fazed,

When institutions come under attack,

And when violent thugs are praised.

 

Those who died defending this country

In the air, on land, or on the waves,

When seeing how some are abusing our rights,

Have to be rolling in their graves.


-by Bob B (5-29-23)

Tuesday, May 23, 2023

Stand by Ukraine (2)

(This poem could be sung to the song "Stand by Your Man" by Tammy Wynette and Billy Sherrill.)

 

It can be hard to be a country

When a bully lives next door to you.

He will cause strife

And try to make life

A nightmare. Know what you must do.

 

You'll have to count on other nations

For supplies to help defend your land.

Don't you grow weary

When things look dreary.

Someday you'll get the upper hand.

 

Stand by Ukraine.

Don't let the world forsake it

When Putin tries to break it.

Give it the help that it needs.

 

Stand by Ukraine.

Show it how much you love it.

Don't let its struggles be in vain.

Stand by Ukraine.

 

Stand by Ukraine.

Show it how much you love it.

Don't let its struggles be in vain.

Stand by Ukraine

 

-by Bob B (5-23-23)