Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth
Have been throwing hissy fits.
Sadly, their childish tantrums make
Both of them look like a couple of twits.
Petey was mad at photographers
At Pentagon briefings, for he didn't like
Photos that they had posted of him,
And so he told them to take a hike.
Donny is mad at our allies because
After the huge mess he has made
By starting a war with Iran, he now
Expects our allies to come to his aid.
The Strait of Hormuz has become
A danger to freighters that try to pass through.
He wants our allies to put themselves
In danger, but they say, No can do.
Such role models: Donny and Petey!
It doesn't take a genius to know
That that is what can happen when
Incompetent clowns are running the show.
-by Bob B (3-17-26)
