Have you committed a federal crime
Or maybe even a few?
There's no need to worry at all,
For Trump will pardon you.
Did you storm the Capitol
And beat up officers, too?
Were you convicted of crimes? You know
That Trump has pardoned you.
Election results of 2020.
Tell me: Is it true?
Were you convicted of meddling with them?
Trump will pardon you.
Were you convicted of perjury
Or fraud and now feel blue?
Trump thinks you were badly mistreated,
So he will pardon you.
Money laundering. Is it something
That you were able to do?
Were you convicted? Well, guess what:
Trump will pardon you.
Is sexual misconduct a path
That got you in a stew?
Your fellow sexual predator
Will surely pardon you.
Do you promise that you will be
A loyalist through and through
To Trump? Then do whatever you want,
For he will pardon you.
-by Bob B (11-11-25)
