Tuesday, September 9, 2025

Shady J.D.

J.D. Vance is trying to

Pretend he's getting tougher.

All he's doing is being Trump's

Enthusiastic fluffer.

 

CHORUS:

Shady J.D., if you can,

Why not try to be a man,

Instead of being a spineless simp--

Trump's sycophantic wimp?

 

It's scary what is happening

In these crazy times.

We merely have to think that folks

Are committing crimes,

 

And once we have suspected that,

We take the easy route:

Without due process, what do we do?

Hell, we snuff them out.

 

J.D. Vance thinks that's so cool.

When people throw a fit

And say that's wrong, Vance replies,

"I don't give a sh*t."

 

CHORUS:

Shady J.D., if you can,

Why not try to be a man,

Instead of being a spineless simp--

Trump's sycophantic wimp?

 

To pick a fight with Venezuela

Is Trump's current goal.

And J.D. Vance has followed Trump

Down the rabbit hole.

 

Their desire for power is both

Shocking and perverse.

But their disdain for human life?

That is even worse.

 

Unbelievable the havoc

Both of them have wreaked.

No, we're not the mouse that roared;

We're the lion that squeaked.

 

CHORUS:

Shady J.D., if you can,

Why not try to be a man,

Instead of being a spineless simp--

Trump's sycophantic wimp?


-by Bob B (9-9-25)