This is the tale of a felon.
Guy Reffitt is his name.
Aligned with the Three Percenters,°
He plays a dangerous game.
He had been planning a trip
To Washington, D.C.
It wasn't to tour the city;
It wasn’t a shopping spree.
On January 6
In 2021,
At the Capitol, Reffitt
Was present and armed with a gun.
He was also equipped
With zip ties and body armor.
This man from the state of Texas
Looked like quite the charmer!
There to "take the House"
Was Reffitt's insidious plan--
To "rip them out by their hair!"
What an upstanding man!
On multiple felony counts
Reffitt was later convicted--
On five to be specific.
That should have been predicted.
One count was for obstruction
Of justice. Reffitt got caught
Threatening two of his kids
By telling them "traitors get shot."
When Reffitt receives his sentence,
Let's hope that he gets no reprieve.
What other brutal attacks
Does the thug have up his sleeve?
Good luck now, Mr. Reffitt.
We hope you enjoy your stay
At a federal prison,
Learning that crime doesn't pay.
You'll have time to reflect on
Your stupid behavior that day.
-by Bob B (7-19-22)
°A far-right militia group
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