Loves to teach and
lecture.
Whether he gets his
point across
Is sometimes merely
conjecture.
When left alone for
a period of time,
He'll meet you at
the front door
Where he will greet
you on your return
And also give you
what for.
"Excuse
me," he says in his feline way,
"But you would
be obtuse
If you failed to see
that your actions
Border on cat abuse.
"Yes, we're
independent, BUT
Frankly, my dear,
you seem
To want to exploit
our autonomy
By taking it to the
extreme."
He lectures for
quite a while, for he
Wants you to do your
best
When the time
approaches for you
To take another
test.
"You know we
value promptness," he adds,
"And I don't
mean to be rude,
But when our dinner
is not on time,
We're NOT in a very
good mood.
"Research, you
know, is vital and your
Failure to study
impedes
A total
understanding of what
Constitutes our
needs."
He constantly tries
to teach you patience
And thinks your
dedication
To knowing his mind
for both of you
Is a win-win
situation.
If you misplace
something, such as
Your watch, your
keys, or a ring,
He'll stare at you
as if to say,
"Oh, you poor,
poor thing."
When you're
frazzled, his calm demeanor
Implies that you at
least
Would benefit from
the study of ancient
Wisdom of the East.
He likes to observe
from afar as you
Go about your
activities,
Ever watchful to see
if you are
Developing harmful
proclivities.
At other times he
just sits back
To see how much
you've learned
And tries to
silently calculate
How much praise
you've earned.
If he desires a
tasty treat
And thinks that
you're withholding
Something from him,
you'd better watch out:
You'll be getting a
scolding.
Admonishingly, he
says, "Do NOT
Think my methods
nefarious,
It's just that
learning broadens your being.
Take it from THIS
Sagittarius."
You think you're one
step ahead of him--
At least so you
assume.
But Socrates will
let you know
Who is teaching
whom.
-by Bob B (2-16-20)
(photos from online
sources)
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