For TWO years now
I've been
The mighty leader of
this nation,
But I can't stand it
when
I don’t receive
great adoration.
Believe me when I
say
My way's the
ALWAYS-best-to-lie way.
And you can do it
too
By doing things my
way.
Mueller is going
strong.
I am sick of his
damn query.
But they've all got
it wrong.
They can't prove
their stupid theory.
My fans KNOW my
style is NOT
A
JUST-lay-down-and-die way.
I have gotten by
By doing things my
way.
My tryst with Stormy
and my fling
With that McDougal
woman bring
So much grief into
my life,
Especially with my
wife.
But, nonetheless, I
will confess
I love things my
way.
And now I want my
wall;
If I don't get it
some will suffer.
I will shut things
down
Just to show I'm not
a bluffer.
You can dupe the
world
With simply the
"M" "Y" way.
So I will not deny
I love things MY
way.
I've had to fire
more than a few
'Cause they say
things that are untrue.
And my toadies on
the Hill
All bow down; they
know the drill.
They know the ways
to get my praise:
Just do things my
way.
Yes, do things my
way.
-by Bob B (1-16-19)
______________________________
2017 and 2018
VERSIONS:
DOING THINGS MY WAY (1):
(THE INAUGURATION SONG)
(Can be sung to the
melody of Frank Sinatra's "My Way")
And so, I'm standing
here
To say an oath and
pledge allegiance.
Though some will cry
and jeer
And accuse me of
malfeasance,
The fact that I can
stand
Before you now in a
tough-guy way
Proves that you can
play it through
By doing things my
way.
Yes, I've stiffed a
few,
But that's my
disposition.
That's what you have
to do
To carry forth your
mission.
I knew what I was
doing;
I was acting in a
sly way.
Just do what I tell
you
And do things my
way.
You might not like
the things I say
Or what I do, but
that's okay.
Celebs like me all
have it made.
Just don't drop the
masquerade.
It's all the same;
just play the game
And do things my
way.
I've had three
wives. So what!
I've had just two
divorces.
The news? Don't
watch that smut.
I have found better
sources.
I didn't get this
far
By choosing the
just-get-by way.
Since life is dog
eat dog
Just do things my
way.
You never know who
you can screw
Until you shift your
point of view.
Remember: screw,
before you're screwed.
At times be crass;
at times be lewd.
Make up the rules;
treat them like fools
By doing things my
way.
Yes, do things my
way.
-by Bob B (1-19-17)
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DOING THINGS MY WAY (2)
(SEVENTEEN MONTHS AFTER THE INAUGURATION)
(Can be sung to the
melody of Frank Sinatra's "My Way")
Despite all that you
hear,
I'm doing great; I'm
number one now.
My made-up
"truths" endear
Me to my base; we're
having fun now.
My ranting and my
raving
Show that mine's not
the small fry way.
You'll win…you'll
win much more
By doing things my
way.
I wish the FBI
Would stop
investigating.
They know too much.
That's why
It is all so
aggravating.
I never liked a wuss
Who would take the
humble pie way.
No, I am much more
ruthless
Doing things my way.
I've told some lies,
once in a while
Well, every day, but
that's my style.
My Congress boobs,
have got my back.
At the right time
we'll attack.
I plot and scheme
for my regime
By doing things my
way.
Putin's my friend,
oh,
And Kim Jong Un and
I are buddies.
Merkel and Trudeau?
My goodness, they're
such fuddy-duddies.
All I have to do
Is just display my
evil eye way,
And I'll get what I
want
'Cause it is my way.
I am the law; that's
plain to see.
And very few are
smart like me.
I will say what
comes to mind,
And I don't care if
it's unkind.
A little greed helps
you succeed
When doing things my
way.
Yes, do things my
way.
-by Bob B (6-26-18)
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