Fundie Baby Voice

After President Biden gave

His annual state of the union address,

Alabama's Senator Britt

Had some people to try to impress.

 

There she sat in the kitchen where

She gave her corny rebuttal speech,

Or maybe we should say that THAT's

The place from which she chose to preach.

 

She wanted Christian nationalists

To have a reason to rejoice,

And so she used what people call

Her sappy, "fundie° baby voice."

 

People who watched were flabbergasted.

There were Republicans as well

Who listened in disbelief and asked

One another "What the hell?"

 

Blaming all the nation's struggles

On President Biden, she showed her fixation

With following Trump's playbook regarding

Inflaming fears about immigration.

 

We later discover that some of her comments

Were really nothing but nasty lies.

Perhaps that's par for the course when there's

Someone or something to demonize.

 

Not to bear false witness is

One of the Ten Commandments. Aha!

Doesn't that mean that Senator Britt

Basically broke a religious law?

 

Oh, well! Hypocrisy

Is fine, I guess, for those who believe

That THEIR path is the ONLY path

And there are millions of folks to deceive.

-by Bob B (3-10-24)

°from "fundamentalist"