Oh, How I Love My Rallies!

D.T.:

I'm sure by now you recognize

My wonderful expertise

Of stirring up my base by trying

To put their minds at ease.

If an issue threatens to cause

Danger or distress,

I'll just lie to my fans in order

To gain their faithfulness.

Oh, how I love my rallies

And how they make me feel!

Everyone wants to see me because

I've got crowd appeal.

COVID-19 won't stop my fans;

I defy it to try.

I can win in November even

If some of them have to die.

I deal with serious problems by using

A very special technique:

Ignore them and they will go away,

And DON'T appear to be weak.

If I wore a mask, well,

Then I'd have to admit

That there's a serious problem, and then

The market would take a hit.

Oh, how I love my rallies

And how they make me feel!

Everyone wants to see me because

I've got crowd appeal.

COVID-19 won't stop my fans;

I defy it to try.

I can win in November even

If some of them have to die.

Kim Jong Un gets hundreds of thousands

To praise him in the square.

Maybe they don't have a choice,

But, frankly, I don't care.

When the crowd before me cheers,

It fills my heart with glee.

They see me as their savior, and that

Is ALL that matters to me.

Oh, how I love my rallies

And how they make me feel!

Everyone wants to see me because

I've got crowd appeal.

COVID-19 won't stop my fans;

I defy it to try.

I can win in November even

If some of them have to die.

-by Bob B (6-26-20)