Thoughts of a Madman

D.T.:

"All of this impeachment talk

Is really getting on my nerves.

My strategy to thwart it doesn't

Get the attention it deserves.

"Let's see….What can I do?

Ah, yes! Create a distraction.

If I can start a war somewhere,

That would surely get a reaction!

"A war with China, North Korea,

Russia? No! Out of the question.

A messy war with Iran might do it.

Now THAT would be my best suggestion!

"I'll take out the number two

Person in the Iranian scene.

Then I'll get my staff to help me

Oil my propaganda machine.

"Bush succeeded in making up

Stories of weapons of mass destruction.

I'll convince my base at least,

For I'm an expert at seduction.

"We will say that Soleimani

Was a dangerous, imminent threat.

If Iran retaliates,

That is something they'll regret.

"So if hundreds of thousands die,

To me my plan has great appeal.

In any war there's bound to be

Collateral damage. No big deal.

"It's time for me to make a decision,

For we're approaching zero hour.

It's amazing what you can do

When you have tons of power.

"Impeachment talk will fade away

After I start my war with Iran.

But first I have to make a call

To see what Putin thinks of my plan."

-by Bob B (1-7-20)