The Phantom of the White House

(Try singing this poem to the tune of the song "The Phantom of the Opera," by Andrew Lloyd Webber.)

From New York State he came

And conned his way

Right past the White House gate

And chose to stay.

To be unethical

He is inclined.

The phantom of the White House is a threat

To humankind.

He does not care about

What people need.

He answers more to calls

Of graft and greed.

When making deals with him,

He'll rob you blind.

The phantom of the White House is a threat

To humankind.

He speaks in code just like

A mafia boss.

To find his good points, you

Are at a loss.

His hateful rhetoric

Is unrefined.

The phantom of the White House is a threat

To humankind.

His rank hypocrisy's

A common theme.

All his deceitfulness

Is not a dream.

Speak words against him and

You'll be maligned.

The phantom of the White House is a threat

To humankind.

To purge the White House of

This noisome ghost,

The answer's to remove

Him from his post.

May people everywhere

All keep in mind:

The phantom of the White House is a threat

To humankind.

Beware the phantom of the White House….

He's there--the phantom of the White House….

Beware the phantom of the White House….

-by Bob B (10-6-19)