Paying for Having Paid for It

The House has released an official report

On Matthew Gaetz, former member.

The special, unwanted Christmas gift

Was given to him this December.

 

Accused of having obstructed Congress

And violated House rules,

Gaetz apparently thinks that he

Can do no wrong and we are fools.

 

If you ask some members of Congress

To share the impression that they have had

Of Gaetz since they have gotten to know him,

They would say that he's a cad.

 

They learned that he paid thousands of dollars

For drug use and also for sex.

Can he deny the evidence?

I wonder if he paid with checks.

 

That isn't all, of course, for Gaetz's

Shocking list of infractions gets finer:

On top of everything else, he's been

Accused of having sex with a minor.

 

And this is the guy that Trump had wanted

To be AG! Not surprising,

For Trump would very likely think,

"Oh, he's merely womanizing."

 

Gaetz admits that he's sent "funds"

To women he has dated. I see.

Whatever he calls it, it sounds as though

He was paying for sex to me.

-by Bob B (12-26-24)