The Clown Show in Arizona

The clown show in Arizona

Still hasn't come to a close.

When will the nonsense stop?

Well, good gracious! Who knows?

 

A group called the Cyber Ninjas

Is making a horrible mess.

How they could be so obnoxious

Is anybody's guess.

 

Trying to squeeze blood from a turnip,

They want to show everyone

That voter fraud ran rampant,

When most of us know there was none.

 

Among the crazy theories

That they have up the wazoo

Is that the ballots might show

Fragments of Chinese bamboo!

 

The crazy, preposterous theory

For which they have affection

Is how the Chinese attempted

To meddle in our election.

 

In states where Republicans won,

Republicans shout out, "Yippee!"

Where Democrats won, however,

The Right says, "No, that can't be."

 

Matthew Gaetz was joined

By Marjorie Taylor Greene,

The bully who's also known as

The wacko QAnon Queen.

 

The two showed up at a rally

To offer their support,

Showing how low they'd stoop--

To what they will resort.

 

Tampering with equipment

With actions so obtuse,

The "auditors" now have put

The voting machines out of use.

 

This all shows what can happen

When people get their high

Not by believing in reason,

But instead by promoting a lie.

 

The news of this clown show is spreading.

Moreover, from what we can tell,

You might be seeing the same

Buffoons in your state as well.

-by Bob B (5-23-21)