Your Friendly Republican Legislators

We’re your friendly Republican

Legislators! Yay!

Whether state or federal,

We are here to stay.

We will change the laws to make

Sure that we maintain

All the power that we want;

We won’t let it wane.

 

We will use all strategies

To get what we desire--

Even if we have to lie,

Hoodwink or conspire.

If we make it hard to vote,

That will help us win,

As we watch opponents fall

Into a tailspin.

 

If opponents get perchance

More votes, we won’t grieve,

For we have something really quite

Sneaky up our sleeve.

It will be an obstacle

Easy to surmount:

We’ll find devious ways to make

Opponents' votes not count.

 

If you look into our eyes

And see we have no soul,

That’s okay ‘cause all we want

Are power and control.

If sacrificing democratic

Values in order to keep

Our power and authority,

We don't give a (bleep).

-by Bob B (3-26-21)