Wednesday, August 12, 2020

The D.T. Playbook: Chapter 9 (Securing a Second Presidential Term)

 

When things are looking bleak and your

Polling numbers are way too low,

Apply underhanded tactics

To vanquish your political foe.

 

Slowly dismantle the postal system.

Make the problem acutely systemic

By making it harder for people to vote,

Especially during a deadly pandemic.

 

Attack the system of voting by mail

By making it seem as though it's flawed.

Make your fans believe that it opens

The door to rampant voter fraud.

 

If TV stations run political

Ads that you don't like, subdue them.

Go after the smaller stations

In certain states. Simply sue them.

 

Force intelligence agencies

To bend the truth whenever you can.

Get the DOJ to help you

Muddy the waters: a perfect plan.

 

Continue to seek foreign help

To harm your opponent. Feel no chagrin.

And then stifle investigations--

Anything to help you win.

 

Say that the system is rigged against you

So that your fans will feel disgusted,

And then if you lose the November election,

Election results will NOT be trusted.

 

To hide your gross incompetence,

Sow the seeds of doubt and blame.

Get support from sycophants

In Congress--from those who have no shame.

 

Flout the rules and do whatever
You can to make your critics squirm.

Following all these beautiful tactics

Will help you secure a second term.

 

-by Bob B (8-12-20)

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