The head of the
EPA--
Scott Pruitt--let's
hear what
He might have to say:
"Having my aide
do personal tasks…
That wasn't bad, was
it?
Personally, I believe
That everybody does
it.
"A condo deal
from a lobbyist…
Sure, it might've
been sweet.
So I like to travel
first class--
Why am I taking
heat?
"Circumventing
the White House
To give my aides
huge raises.
Whoever has a
problem with that…
Well, they can go to
blazes!
"A
43,000-dollar soundproof
Office telephone
booth
Will give me secrecy
to make
More deals; and
that's the truth!
"Fifteen
hundred dollars for a set
Of pens is not a
waste--
Especially when you
know your friends
Have expensive
taste.
"It isn't easy
to rollback so many
Environmental rules.
I can toss out many
more
If I have the right
tools.
"Special deals
with a lobbyist…
Come on: give me some slack.
Can't you see that
we are only
Scratching each
other's back.
"Millions spent
on a massive security
Detail? Don't you
agree
That it makes sense
to go all out
To protect someone
like me?
"So what if I'm the target of
Thirteen
investigations.
I'm still helping
the industries
And ending
regulations.
"The president
says I'm doing a great job.
I am not on my own.
Damn the
environment; full speed ahead!
Let my motto be
known."
-by Bob B (6-7-18)
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