Obstructing an
investigation
Is really easier
than one thinks.
Surround yourself with fawning fans
To help you work
out all the kinks.
It helps if you can
early on
Fire the head of the
whole shebang,
And then sully his
reputation
With every
subsequent harangue.
Build distrust in
the FBI
So when the people
hear those initials,
They'll remember how
you impugned
The credibility of
law officials.
Spread the fear that
a secret society,
Cleverly organized
and malicious,
Is out to get you,
even though
In reality, it's
fictitious.
Let your
"friends" in Congress create
Alternate scandals
that detract
From your
investigation, even
Though they are not
based on fact.
A news station that
has the least
Credibility helps a
great deal--
One that pedals
conspiracy theories
With unabashed
passion and zeal.
Undermine
investigative
Efforts by
frequently causing confusion,
And then repeat ad
nauseum
"No collusion!
No collusion!"
Using some
Stalinesque techniques
Helps your cause,
and once you've begun,
The people, too,
will call the media
Public enemy number
one.
Having power will
make you feel
That you possess
unlimited choices.
If democracy gets in
the way,
Keep on trying to
quiet voices.
All of the
strategies listed above--
If they're
mercilessly applied--
Will come in handy,
especially
If you have
something to hide.
-by Bob B (1-25-18)
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