"My Way" (Trump's Inauguration Song)

(Sung to the melody of Frank Sinatra's "My Way")

And so, I'm standing here

To say an oath and pledge allegiance.

Though some will cry and jeer

And accuse me of malfeasance,

The fact that I can stand

Before you now in a tough-guy way

Proves that you can be like me

By doing things my way.

Yes, I've stiffed a few,

But that's my disposition.

That's what you have to do

To carry forth your mission.

I knew what I was doing;

I was acting in a sly way.

Just do what I tell you

And do things my way.

You might not like the things I say

Or what I do, but that's okay.

Celebs like me have it made.

Just don't drop the masquerade.

It's all the same; just play the game

And do things my way.

I've had three wives. So what!

I've just had two divorces.

The news? Don't watch that smut.

I've found better sources.

I didn't get this far

By choosing the just-get-by way.

Since life is dog eat dog

Just do things my way.

You never know who you can screw

Until you shift your point of view.

Remember: screw, before you're screwed.

At times be crass; at times be lewd.

Make up the rules; treat them like fools

By doing things my way.

Yes, do things my way.

(1-19-17) By Bob B