Do you want to learn
to be evasive,
Obnoxious, cynical,
and highly abrasive?
I have the perfect
teacher for you
To help you blow up
an interview:
Kellyanne CONjob is her name.
An expert at the
sidestepping game,
She will teach you
to twist and turn
Answers to questions
with no concern
For facts and truth.
What do they matter
When you've got the
gift of empty chatter?
She'll show you with
great perfection
How to master the
art of deflection.
Being sweet is one
of her acts.
She loves to refer
to "alternative facts"
To prove her points
to the unwary.
Veracity is
unnecessary.
Lies can provide
great vitality
When you live in an
alternate reality.
She will teach you
to trick and deceive
With countless
gimmicks hidden up her sleeve.
Learn how to blame
the media when they
Say things you don't
want them to say.
Some of her
strategies might give offense,
But mainly in an
Orwellian sense.
If you maintain a
certain hostility
And think, "To
hell with credibility!"
You could work for the president as well
Among the White
House personnel.
(1-23-17) By Bob B
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