Oh, Those Nasty Critters!

Preparing the house for fumigation

Isn't fun at all.

But it's also distressful to know

That termites have paid a call.

 

At first there is no evidence.

"Life is grand," you say.

Then you discover that throughout your house

Termites are chomping away.

 

"Eek!" you scream. "Those NASTY critters!

How dare they incommode

This household! Look at how they are

Destroying our humble abode!"

How dreadful that in our sanctuaries

These blasted creatures lurk!

Removing or double-bagging food

Is a lot of work.

Not only food, it's cough drops, meds--

Whatever can be ingested.

That must be taken care of when

Your domicile is infested.

 

If you lived in an igloo, then

You would NOT be dealt

A termite problem, but global warming

Would make your igloo melt.

 

Also, where would you put your router?

Each electronic device

Might not be compatible

Surrounded by all that ice.

 

What about a house of glass?

Maybe that would be good.

A house of steel? A house of stones?

Anything but wood!

 

If all the termites living on Earth--

Parents, daughters, and sons--

Were put on a scale, they'd weigh four hundred

Forty-five MILLION tons!

 

Humans would weigh 350

Million tons if we

Were all put on a scale together.

That would be fun to see!

 

So, you can see that we're outnumbered.

The termites are in command.

Will we win, or will those little

Bugs get the upper hand?

 

If we fail to act right now,

The damage will keep getting worse.

Maybe termites are helpful in nature;

For us they are a curse.

 

Preparing the house for fumigation:

What a pain in the rear!

I can't wait till it's over and we

Can hear the words "ALL CLEAR!"

 

-by Bob B (4-14-24)