Tiptoe Through My Tantrums

(This poem can be sung to the melody of "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" by Al Dubin and Joseph Burke.)

 

D.T.:

Tiptoe through my tantrums,

Through my tantrums--my reality.

Come tiptoe through my tantrums with me.

 

Tiptoe through my chaos,

For my chaos is a guarantee

If you stroll through my chaos with me.

 

If things do not go my way,

I'll try to ruin your day.

Don't try to boss me, double-cross me

Or defy me, if YOU do you'll be

Wrapped up in my chaos with me.

 

If you don't like what you hear,

That's tough 'cause I won this year!

Do what I tell you

If you don't you'll be up a tree.

So tiptoe through my tantrums with me.

-by Bob B (12-17-20)