AG Barr's attempt to
spin
Conspiracy theories
is wearing thin.
He wants to prove
the Russia probe's a sham.
Investigations come
up short.
They can't debunk
the Mueller Report.
But Barr doesn't
give a tinker's damn.
That's the
president's shining star:
The man known as
Bootlicker Barr.
The AG cannot rest,
you see,
Until the lackey
shows that he
Has a subject he
can't fail to broach.
Even though his plan
has holes
And serves his
partisan political goals,
He insists that
Trump's above reproach.
The president has a
shining star:
The man known as
Bootlicker Barr.
It's sad he's such a
sorry cuss.
The AG should be
working for us;
The president's
personal lawyer he is NOT.
But Trump thinks
Barr will save his hide.
So what if neither
one has pride.
Barr will be his
shining Lancelot.
That's the
president's shining star:
The man known as
Bootlicker Barr.
Many of us remain
nonplussed
At how the AG has no
trust
For DOJ employees
who work hard.
Instead, he thinks a
"deep state" scheme--
A myth he's peddling
to the extreme--
Is real and so he
has to be on guard.
That's the
president's shining star:
The man known as
Bootlicker Barr.
Rejecting
Congressional oversight,
Barr has taken on
the fight
To cover up the
president's transgressions.
Barr puts AG
Sessions to shame.
Though both have
played the president's game,
Barr is ten times
worse than AG Sessions.
That's the
president's shining star:
The man known as
Bootlicker Barr.
-by Bob B (12-6-19)
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(Original poem: Part I)
BOOTLICKER BARR
The president
appointed a man
To help support his
nefarious plan--
Something that's so
common in these times.
The man became the
president's pal
And pushed a bogus
rationale
To try to cover up
his boss's crimes.
The president's
shining star:
The man known as
Bootlicker Barr.
An office that
should really be
An independent
agency
Is one that we call
the D-O-J.
But since the
president's henchman's there,
The agency's the
worse for wear
And grows less
independent every day.
Thanks to our
leader's shining star:
The man known as
Bootlicker Barr.
To bolster a
right-wing conspiracy theory,
Barr has started a
new inquiry
To investigate the
Russia investigation.
Of course, he knows
he'll get Fox News
To help support his
spurious views
For it’s a peddler
of misinformation.
To help the
president's shining star:
The man known as
Bootlicker Barr.
To try to prove that
the Mueller probe
Was a crime, he
roams the globe
To find someone to
help him prove his case.
He merely shows that
he's got gall
And NO integrity at
all.
How can he look us
in the face?
The president's
shining star:
The man known as
Bootlicker Barr.
What a stunt--a big
distraction,
A sly and furtive
counteraction--
As they try to
manufacture dirt.
Distractions from
impeachment chatter
Is for them an easy
matter.
To them it doesn't
matter whom they hurt.
Watch the
president's shining star:
The man known as
Bootlicker Barr.
-by Bob B (10-25-19)