Another Love Letter

Dear Donald, I have to say

How much I love our private jokes,

Especially the one that we

Both have called the Russian hoax.

You have learned a lot from me.

Fortunately, you're on my team.

All the power that I have

For you, however, is just a dream.

But keep up your strategy

Of duping the public. True, you'll find

You cannot fool everyone.

But there's one thing to bear in mind:

The more you condemn your nasty critics

And put the critical press on trial,

The more power you'll have. Can you--

While reading this-- see me smile?

The 2020 election will be

Very important. We can thwart

Your Democratic opponent, so

Let me know if you need support.

If you say a cloud has been lifted,

Then I think we both agree

That if you lift some sanctions, you'll

Lift the cloud that's over me.

I like how your trust in me

Overshadows the trust in your own

Experts there. For more advice,

Call me on the telephone.

By the way, I have to say,

I'm still counting every hour

Till I can have my penthouse view

From high atop your Moscow tower.

I'll support you, by the way,

But don't ask me to be your caddie.

I can dig up dirt on any-

One you want. Your friend, Vladdy.

-by Bob B (5-7-19)