You Are Going to Be Impeached

(Can be sung to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town")

You'd better take heed; you'd better not bawl

When you read all the writing on the wall:

You are going to be IMPEACHED.

You can deny what you have done,

But you cannot fool everyone.

You are going to be IMPEACHED.

Mueller's digging deeper,

No matter what you do.

No matter what you think or say,

He's got the goods on you.

So! You'd better take heed; you'd better not bawl

When you read all the writing on the wall:

You are going to be IMPEACHED.

Putin can say he wasn't involved,

And you say, "Hey! Now I'm absolved."

You are going to be IMPEACHED.

Republican friends in Congress can try

To undermine the Mueller probe and lie.

You're still going to be IMPEACHED.

The people in this country are jumping up and down.

Finally there'll be oversight: the Dems have come to town.

So! You'd better take heed; you'd better not bawl

When you read all the writing on the wall:

You are going to be IMPEACHED.

You think that you are free and clear.

Keep your eyes open as storm clouds near.

You are going to be IMPEACHED.

You can say "No collusion" each day.

The truth of the matter won't go away.

You are going to be IMPEACHED.

Among your co-conspirators someone's spilled the beans;

Someone's told the truth about you,

And you know what that means.

So! You'd better take heed; don't weep and wail.

Worst case scenario: time in jail.

You are going to be IMPEACHED.

-by Bob B (12-10-18)