"If I Ever Get Impeached"*

(Can be sung to "If I Only Had a Brain" from THE WIZARD OF OZ)

"I swear that you'll regret it.

Don't take it as a threat; it

Just shows how far I've reached.

Wall Street will fumble

And stocks will take a tumble

If I ever get impeached.

"My supporters will be livid,

My language much more vivid.

You know how much I've preached.

Without my expert thinking

The country will be sinking

If I ever get impeached.

"Oh, why don't you see that I

Can fix this country now.

I'm the only one with answers as to how.

Excuse me while I take a bow.

"Compared to me he's scrawny--

My buddy Giuliani--

And, oh, how he has screeched.

But he will stand right by me
While others vilify me

If I ever get impeached.

"Why do my critics shout

When talk leaks out about

All the protocol I've breached?

You'll all have to worry

When I unleash my fury

If I ever get impeached."

-by Bob B (8-27-18)

*Inspired by parodist John Di Domenico, also known as Randy Rainbow. I wanted to write the poem/song from the president's point of view. Thanks, RR, for the idea of using the topic of impeachment with the song from THE WIZARD OF OZ.