Advice from Putin

"Donald, you are learning fast.

Let's see what tomorrow brings.

Excuse me for a minute while

I adjust the puppet strings….

"Fooling the public is a must.

Listening to me will ease your fears.

I have been duping people

All over the world for many years.

"You are learning in leaps and bounds.

Sometimes I even think you're smart.

Calling the press the enemy

Is a wonderful way to start.

"Controlling the media is a must.

Your tweets are useful memoranda.

Your Sinclair Group and Fox News

Can help you spread your propaganda.

"It's very important to keep up the lies.

Let your admin team transmit them.

They will ride roughshod over

The people; they won't know what hit them.

"When your attacks on the FBI

And DOJ are intensified,

I can't help admitting that

I get all tingly inside.

"Of course, one thing that makes

It easy for you to break the rules

Is the fact that many of your

Republican members of Congress are fools.

"You also must remember that NATO

Countries are your REAL foes.

When you trash them, I say to myself,

'Donald's hit it on the nose.'

"Oh, about those deals you mentioned...

Well, we can discuss them later.

We appreciate all you're doing

To help us make Russia greater.

"Don't forget: When people mention

Subjects that for you are taboo,

Just stop and ask yourself,

'What would Vladimir Putin do?'"

-by Bob B (7-17-18)