"It's so much
fun being president
Of a great country
like this.
I love it when
people sing my praises,
So everyone can
share my bliss.
"I can do
whatever I want.
The only ones who
seem to obsess
About my activities
are
What I call the
dishonest press.
"My people
don't give a damn
About my income tax
returns.
My people have faith
in me
And listen when I
express my concerns.
"I can hire
whoever I want.
And what's more I
can require them
To pledge complete
loyalty to me.
If they don't, I can
fire them.
"You can gain
so much support
If what you do when
critics start pressing
Is cut off access to
information.
Confuse 'em all and
keep 'em guessing.
"When they
bring up a Russia connection
And even suggest the
word 'collusion,'
I distract them with
tweet after tweet
To make a commotion
and cause confusion.
"One of my
favorite perks on the job
Is taking all of my
paid vacations.
I also love having
the power
To cut off any
investigations.
"My business
empire continues to grow.
Conflict of
interest? Bah, that's bunk.
Don't believe it
when the media
Say my approval
ratings have shrunk.
"All of my
success up to now
Adamantly
underscores
One of my favorite
sayings, and that's
'You scratch my
back, I'll scratch yours.'
"And when the
people take you to court
For stiffing them or
trying to screw 'em,
Use your billions of
dollars to pay
Lawyers to help you
countersue 'em.
I love to have my
fans in Congress
Eating out of the
palm of my hand.
We have to merely
yell, 'Fake news!'
When something
doesn't go as planned.
"Regarding
international affairs,
They say I'm awkward
and not well versed.
It isn't about the
rest of the world;
It's all about
America first!
"Any group that
gives me money,
Gets my support all
the way--
From dangerous
climate change deniers
To all my friends at
the NRA.
"When my
critics complain about
Anything I say or
do,
I love to go on TV
and say,
'I'M the president;
not you.'"
(7-5-17) By Bob B