(This poem could be sung to the melody of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic.")
We know that there are folks out there who say they love to teach.
Some of them should know that they should practice what they preach.
Even THOUGH the preacher Jimmy Swaggart gave a fiery speech,
Hypocrisy lives on.
CHORUS:
While they're singing hallelujah,
They can really sock it to ya.
Some of them are out to screw ya.
Hypocrisy lives on.
You heard him speak with thunder as he stood upon the stage,
And whenever he would talk of Satan, he was filled with rage.
But the money that flowed in was more than just a living wage.
Hypocrisy lives on.
CHORUS:
While they're singing hallelujah,
They can really sock it to ya.
Some of them are out to screw ya.
Hypocrisy lives on.
And of course he slammed Jim Bakker just before his fall from grace.
An adulterer was Bakker, Swaggart said with a straight face.
After THAT he went and found himself a hooker to embrace.
Hypocrisy lives on.
CHORUS:
While they're singing hallelujah,
They can really sock it to ya.
Some of them are out to screw ya.
Hypocrisy lives on.
After WHAT he'd done, poor Swaggart claimed to be oh so contrite.
And even though he knew that seeing hookers wasn't right,
He found another one and she was NOT an acolyte.
Hypocrisy lives on.
CHORUS:
While they're singing hallelujah,
They can really sock it to ya.
Some of them are out to screw ya.
Hypocrisy lives on.
He was LESS remorseful this time, and he said that what he'd done
Wasn't ANYBODY else's business. Oh, the tale he'd spun!
When a preacher misbehaves so, he cannot fool everyone.
Hypocrisy lives on.
CHORUS:
While they're singing hallelujah,
They can really sock it to ya.
Some of them are out to screw ya.
Hypocrisy lives on.
So I wonder now if many folks out there feel much regret--
I mean those who helped him fund his fancy palace and his jet.
Though he's passed away, there's something that we all should not forget:
Hypocrisy lives on.
CHORUS:
While they're singing hallelujah,
They can really sock it to ya.
Some of them are out to screw ya.
Hypocrisy lives on.
-by Bob B (7-5-25)