Good Friends

Trump looks so ridiculous

When he now pretends

That he and Jeffrey Epstein weren't

At one time such good friends.

 

Surely he must realize

The message that it sends

When he covers up the fact

That they were really friends.

 

The information we have gathered

Up to this point lends

Credence to the fact that they

Truly were good friends.

 

They MIGHT have had a falling out

And didn't make amends,

But that does not preclude the two

From having been good friends.

 

And Trump's press secretary

Goes to such great ends

To distance Trump from Epstein and

Deny that they were friends.

 

AG Bondi stands by Trump.

Watch her as she spends

Time defending his misdoings--

A plus of having friends.

 

To have the AG in your pocket

Has its dividends.

She WON'T release the Epstein files;

You do that for good friends.

 

If there is no there there, well,

Who then comprehends

The reason Trump won’t say that he

And Epstein were good friends?

-by Bob B (11-13-25)

Ah, That Pardon Power

Have you committed a federal crime

Or maybe even a few?

There's no need to worry at all,

For Trump will pardon you.

 

Did you storm the Capitol

And beat up officers, too?

Were you convicted of crimes? You know

That Trump has pardoned you.

 

Election results of 2020.

Tell me: Is it true?

Were you convicted of meddling with them?

Trump will pardon you.

 

Were you convicted of perjury

Or fraud and now feel blue?

Trump thinks you were badly mistreated,

So he will pardon you.

 

Money laundering. Is it something

That you were able to do?

Were you convicted? Well, guess what:

Trump will pardon you.

 

Is sexual misconduct a path

That got you in a stew?

Your fellow sexual predator

Will surely pardon you.

 

Do you promise that you will be

A loyalist through and through

To Trump? Then do whatever you want,

For he will pardon you.

-by Bob B (11-11-25)

Assault with a Deadly Sandwich

The gods of hilarity must be having fun.

Beware of any deadly roll or bun,

For you know many things can be amiss

When subs can put an end to daily bliss.

A man, Sean Dunn, insists the DOJ,

Is dangerous and should be put away.

 

What did he do? Oh, horror to behold!

The man, displaying anger, tried to scold

A federal agent wearing a bulletproof vest

And with his sub he hit him in the chest.

Assault with a deadly sandwich was the claim.

The DOJ says Dunn should live in shame.

 

In court the agent said the sub exploded

On his chest. My goodness! It was loaded!

What could be more deadly than a sub?

MUST I now forsake my Subway club?

The prosecutor's case, of course, fell short,

And the case was laughed right out of court.

 

Mr. Dunn--"Not guilty!"--was acquitted.

A misdemeanor hadn't been committed.

But that won't stop the DOJ, for it

Lost one case, but it won't throw a fit.

What's next? A case of deadly pumpernickel?

A deadly pizza? Or a deadly pickle?

-by Bob B (11-7-25)

On the Ballot

Recent election results indicate

That people are tired of Donald Trump.

All across the country we saw

That Trumplicans got a kick in the rump.

 

People are tired of all the lies

Made up daily and often repeated,

Tired of tariffs and rising prices,

Tired of seeing people mistreated,

 

Tired of extrajudicial killings

Of people in watercraft on the high seas,

Tired of a Trump administration

Filled with people with no expertise.

 

To explain why Republicans took a loss,

Trump once again took out his mallet

And bashed the truth. He said it was

Because he wasn't on the ballot.

 

Ignore the truth and pass the blame

As much as you want, Mr. Trump, sir!

The ballot might not have had your name,

But YOU were on it; you REALLY were.

-by Bob B (11-6-25)

One Dummy Controlling Another

Mike Johnson,° do you like

Being Trump's dummy, for you persist

In letting him manipulate you?

He's not a subtle ventriloquist.

 

How he takes control of your mouth!

There is really no denying

That you say what he wants you to

And have become so good at lying.

 

For causing dysfunction and passing the blame,

You definitely have the knack.

Your smug appearance gives you the face

That many folks would love to smack.

 

The puppet master doesn't care

If you are making a bad impression

By not doing what should be your duty:

Calling the House back into session.

 

By failing to negotiate

And work with Democrats in the House

To end the shutdown, you would rather

Be Trump's little subservient mouse.

 

Can you tell us why you're being

So protective of pedophiles

That you will stop at nothing so as

Not to release the Epstein files?

 

You won't seat a newly elected

Member of Congress because you're afraid.

By hiding the truth for Donald Trump,

Once again, you come to his aid.

 

To let the shutdown be as painful

As possible must be your goal.

In Trump's disastrous puppet show,

Do YOU like having a starring role?

 

If he tossed you aside, we know

That THAT wouldn't go according to plan.

But would you lie there in a heap?

Or would you get up and be a man?

-by Bob B (10-31-25)

°Trump lackey and Speaker of the House

PEGASUS

Have you heard of Pegasus?°

I mean the spyware, not the horse.

For Trump's assault on our privacy,

It is merely a matter of course.

 

It's a sophisticated tool

Used for surveillance. Unlike drones,

It is used to spy on people

Simply by hacking into their phones.

 

Without your being aware of it,

The hacking's as easy as one, two, three.

The spyware infects your phone, and then

Say good-bye to privacy.

 

The hackers get into your phone by using

What's called a zero-click technique.

When they want to see what you're up to,

Well, they merely take a peek.

 

The spies have access to everything

That's on your phone. Oh, how handy!

They can use the information

However they want to. Ain't that dandy?

 

Knowing the program's deadly potential,

Biden had its usage banned.

He knew that in fighting opponents, a tyrant

Could use it to have the upper hand.

 

Trump reversed the ban! Surprised?

Just imagine: your device

Can now potentially be hacked

And all your data be seen by ICE.

 

Your own cell phone becomes a spy!

Imagine the giant database

The Trump regime can build on you.

Just think of what could then take place!

 

Update your operating system

Often, and also update your apps.°°

Be vigilant, and do not let

Our country's democracy collapse.

-by Bob B (10-28-25)

°Spyware designed by an Israeli company for total data extraction

°°Also look into reputable anti-malware apps.

SNAP! And It's Gone!

Trump and fellow Republicans

Are spreading lies to get their way

And not funding programs that help

Americans who are struggling today.

 

They blame the Democrats for shutting

The government down and hope they'll cave.

Republicans, by cutting programs,

Are only digging a giant grave.

 

One of the programs in jeopardy

Is assistance that we call SNAP.°

By doing away with it, they widen

America's economic gap.

 

SNAP puts food on tables and helps

Smaller businesses survive.

Once again, as people suffer,

More million- and billionaires thrive.

 

To add insult to injury,

Government websites are spreading lies

And violating the Hatch Act,°°

Which happens to come as no surprise.

 

Trump's major concern right now

Is building a ballroom while people are hurting.

To end the shutdown, we can see

The zero effort that he's exerting.

 

And why are we sending billions of dollars

To bail out Argentina, while here

Many people are suffering?

Oh, well, the answer is clear:

 

Trump thinks only about himself,

And his priorities are skewed.

As long as he can make a deal,

He doesn't care if people get screwed.

-by Bob B (10-26-25)

°Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Progra

°°Prohibits the use of government resources for partisan ends

Recruiting for ICE

Looking for a job?

One that's really nice?

Then step right up and join the team

Simply known as ICE.

 

Got a record maybe

That's disqualifying?

That's no problem. Just be good

At bullying and lying.

 

Cannot pass a drug test?

Something's got you hooked?

That's all right. We will let

That be overlooked.

 

Are the academic

Requirements too tough?

We'll take that into account

And waive them. Good enough?

 

The physical requirements:

Too hard? That's okay.

When you do your pull-ups, we

Will look the other way.

 

Is one of your talents

Harassment? Then, of course,

You will fit right in, for you

Can use excessive force.

 

The ICE directors want

You to serve with pride

While YOU'RE inflicting pain upon

The people nationwide.

 

If you have a conscience,

Leave it, please, at home.

You won't need it when you serve

The likes of Kristi Noem.°

 

If roughing people up

Lifts your spirits high,

Then ICE needs you to terrorize

The nation. Come apply.

-by Bob B (10-24-25)

°Secretary of Homeland Security